How to dispose of the remains?

There are 2 good ways I know of. ... 1/ Go & buy a gun & load it. Phone your girlfriend & ask her to come around to you. When she gets there,, hand the loaded gun to her then show her her baby cat, & tell her how great it made you feel to do what you did to it. .... Then,, the problem of disposing of your corpse, & sorry excuse for a "person" will be Her concern, not yours. ...... 2/ Simply phone the local Police, & tell them that you have just killed "the baby of your girlfriend". Then tell them what you think about it. ( but leave out any mention of it being a 'cat'.) .. OR Even Better!,, Do exactly the same thing,, but instead of telephoning the Police,, You go to your local Police Station & tell them there! ..... I can promise you that you will have nothing to worry about. ... Police know 'Exactly' what to do with "baby-killers".. .....OR ,, There IS 1 more way out of this for you,,, 3/ Just tell me, in person what you did. ... If you ever cross my path & it happens to be dark,,,,,,,,, (need I continue? I think not. )